I’m not knocking men or trying to be controversial by comparing them to tacos. I’m really not because the truth is that there is NO comparison. In a competition between men and tacos – tacos will win every time! And it should come as no surprise because tacos are clearly FAR superior and if you don’t believe me, let me break it down for you with 10 reasons why tacos are better than men.
For starters, tacos will never walk out on you.
How could they, they don’t even have feet?
Tacos ALWAYS leave you satisfied.
Men are a little less reliable.
Tacos don’t get jealous if you want more than one of them.
They know that you can handle more than one of them at a time and they’re totally OK with that.
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Tacos are always down to go dancing.
Whereas it’s like pulling teeth to get some men to go dancing.
Tacos won’t get you accidentally pregnant.
They might make you look a little pregnant, but a taco belly is SO worth it.
You only need one thing from tacos.
All a taco needs to do is feed you. A man can’t even figure out that he should be bringing you tacos.
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Tacos will always be there for you.
Through the good times, bad times and all the times in between.
Tacos don’t break hearts.
Can’t say the same about men.
You will never regret waking up next to a random taco.
Why? Because tacos look good even without beer goggles.
No one gets pissed if you bring tacos home for the holidays.
Show up with unannounced tacos and everyone is thrilled, show up with an unannounced dude and everyone is like “WTF?”
I told you, tacos are FAR superior.
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