Hola Chulas y Chulos! How the heck are you? My flying chancla and I are kind of out of sorts right now. If I’m being honest, the dang thing wanted to give me a chanclazo. Can you believe that? And it was all over taco eye makeup.
See, what had happened was that my flying chancla and I were looking for things that might be of interest to you when we came across a post talmbout taco eye makeup.
Oh my gatos, you’ve got to see this taco makeup for yourself!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUw0XLcFRfa/
Ay, qué cute, right? I mean it’s for fun, I don’t think anyone is really gonna rock tacos on their lids on the regular.
You have to admit there is skill involved.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVORmHMjw-c/
Using your eyelid as a taqueria is not easy.
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Look at the precision goin’ on here.
I see carne, lettuce, tomatoes and even sour cream.
Do you think guac is extra?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUXB2ezlwv_/?
It’s gotta be because when isn’t it extra?
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I was beyond amused by the taco makeup, but my chancla wasn’t. She was all, “¡Puras pendejadas! Everyone knows tacos go in your mouth and not on your eyelids.” I know, she can be such a criticona sometimes.
Just to spite my chancla, I decided to try taco makeup myself. The problem is that I’m not particularly skilled at applying eye makeup and since for the most part I stick to winged eyeliner and mascara, I didn’t have much to work with in terms of eyeshadow colors. That didn’t stop me, though.
Here’s what I was able to accomplish with my limited skills and limited makeup supply:
I know as far as tacos go, it’s pretty unimpressive. Heck, as far as makeup goes it’s pretty unimpressive too.
Trying to take pictures of it made me look demented.
You couldn’t see the tacos when my eyes were open, but it’s really hard to take a picture with your eyes closed.
The verdict:
When I showed my husband what I had done, he was horrified and assured me that whatever it was I had on my eyelids most certainly did not look like tacos. I didn’t believe him, so I sent a picture to a good friend and she said she had to enlarge the picture on her phone because it just looked like I had black eyes.
My smug chancla was all, “See, I told you: puras pendejadas!”
Sigh, I guess I’m gonna stick to eating tacos. I can live with that.
That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!
(H/T Hip Latina)
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I think you did a great job. Burst out laughing at the demented photo!