The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y Chulos! It’s time for your weekly smack of The Flying Chancla Report. My fearless chancla has flip flopped its way through the internet to bring you items you will give a flying chancla about.

Hold on to your nalgas ‘cause here we go:

• I understand that fashion is full of whimsy and should be fun, but I was a little shocked to come across these bags on a stick AKA “hobo-chic” bindles being sold on Etsy for only $59. Hmmm, I’m thinking most hobos would find that price a little steep, no? What’s also strange is that they are listed as “real hobo bindles”. What does that mean? Were they manufactured by actual hobos or were real hobos used in the making of them. I just don’t get it and I think anyone who isn’t an actual hobo carrying one of these around is going to come off as some kind of a wannabe tramp.
  
• Check this out, starting July 1st “Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. will expand benefits formerly reserved for salaried workers, including tuition reimbursements, sick pay and paid vacations, to all employees.” Oh my gatos, that is good news. Let’s hope more companies follow suit. What’s in it for the company? They are hoping it will decrease employee turnover.ALSO READ: I Kiss My Kids on the Lips y Qué?!

• As if we needed proof that Sofia Vergara has always been stunning, her son Manolo posted a #TBT Instagram photo of her giving him a bottle when he was a baby. Manolo is 22 years old so that should give you an idea of how old this photo is.
  
• I don’t know if this is for reals or some kind of an elaborate hoax, but the trailer below is for a supposed Lifetime movie starring Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell. Please, Lifetime gods, let this be real!
  
• This video of a little girl named Johanna owning the stage during her dance recital has gone viral, so you may have seen it already, but I can’t resist sharing it because it just goes to show that some people just COMMAND respect no matter how old they are. Love her!
  

Okay, my lovely Chancleros, that’s all my flying chancla has time for this week. Remember, spread love, not chanclazos!