The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y Chulos! Guess whose chancla has been smackin’ its way through the internet to find freakin’ interesting things for you? The answer is: MINE!!! My chancla did all this work to bring you this week’s The Flying Chancla Report.

Now sit back, read it, take it like a champ and then spread the chancla love with friends, family and most importantly your enemies because if you can’t annoy your enemies, then why get out of bed in the morning?!

Here’s what my chancla came across this week that you are sure to give a flying chancla about:

• You absolutely MUST watch this child dance like no one is watching even though everyone is. I wish I had just an ounce of his unabashedness. I want us all to be like him. Now, granted the quality of the video is not great— partly because when will people learn to shoot things horizontally on their cell phones?—, but it takes nothing away from this child’s charm. Watch it!
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• Surely you’ve heard of the nonsense that Donald Trump has been spewing about Mexican “rapists” and such. I’m sorry but if you would consider voting for him please don’t tell me because I might start crying hysterically and I’m a very ugly crier. Anyways, I bring up El Tonto Trump because recently, Eugenio Derbez of “Instructions Not Included” fame, was honored with the Outstanding Achievement Award by the National Association of Latino Independent Producers. Congrats to him! His acceptance speech was wonderful and probably my favorite response to Trump’s idiocy thus far. Check it out because you will laugh and if nothing else it proves that Derbez is by far a better speech giver than Trump.

• Speaking of Donald Trump bigots, this seems like the perfect segue into yet another brilliant Joanna Rants video produced by the good folks at The Flama. This one here is all about how you spot a bigot.
  My favorite part is when she says, “Anyone can be a bigot regardless of race, gender, religion. Intolerance it’s like ironically accepting. It’s like the one thing everyone can be a part of.” Ain’t that the truth?

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Chancleros, that’s all my flying chancla has time for. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!