The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y Chulos? Are you ready for your weekly smack from The Flying Chancla report? Well, ready or not, here it comes.

• My chancla and I are sharing the following adorableness because this is the kind of weekend we want you to have. Yup, we want you to have a baby donkey in a hammock kind of weekend. Go on and hit play even if you think you are too jaded to be moved by an adorable burro resting in a hammock. I promise you that the sweet drowsy look on this little guy’s face will give you all the feels and if it doesn’t well then you might need to talk to a feels professional or something because clearly your feels have gone wonky on you.

• It is no secret that my chancla and I are HUGE fans of Venezuelan funny person and The Flama producer Joanna Hausmann because we’re always sharing her stuff with you and we’re always going on and on about how funny she is and how smart and how spot on her most current video is and how we should legalize polygamy so that we can all marry her and rub her feet while she thinks of funny smart things to do and say. Anyway, let us gush some more about her because in the video below she shows us that there is a vast array of accents in Latin America and OMG can we please just rub her feet already?

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• Just in case you don’t know this already, my flying chancla wants to remind you not to believe everything that you read—especially on the internet. Case in point: Actor Eugenio Derbez of “Instructions Not Included” fame was pronounced dead by some hoax-ster on the internet, but he’s not dead at all. I really don’t understand why anyone would want to spread fake death stories, but such are the times we live in. Upon hearing the news that he had died, the very alive and well 52-year-old actor released a video on his official YouTube channel to clarify that he is alive although the news of his death almost killed him. Sometimes the only way you can deal with nonsense is with a sense of humor, qué no?

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• And in what goes for politics nowadays, Donald Trump kissed and weirdly touched a Latina supporter around her waist during a rally in Las Vegas. She’s crazy enthusiastic about him. I don’t know why he feels like he has to let everyone know that she’s not a plant by announcing that he’s never met her before. This might have made my stomach hurt a little bit.

That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!