The Flying Chancla Report

Hola Chulas y  Chulos! My chancla and I spent some time on the internets this week taking notes. Here’s what we found to be noteworthy… 

I’m such a fan of winged eyeliner and I’m always on the lookout for a great one. According to a review from one woman, this Kat Von D Tattoo Eyeliner is not only waterproof, it’s also car accident-proof and she’s got the pictures to prove it. 

This Woman Went Viral for Posting a Makeup Review After Her Car Accident

When Shelby Pagan’s friends began noticing how great her liner looked after her accident, she decided to leave a review.

www.cosmopolitan.com

Bill Cosby is not having a good week. 

‘A–hole.’ Bill Cosby Lashes Out After Guilty Verdict

The “Cosby Show” star faces up to 30 years in prison

time.com

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Good-ish news for DACA. 

U.S. Must Keep DACA and Accept New Applications, Federal Judge Rules

The judge rejected the government’s assertion that the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program was unlawful.

www.nytimes.com

Congratulations to Dwayne Johnson on the birth of his third daughter. Take a look at this picture, read the caption and let yourself be overtaken by feelings so warm, fuzzy and wonderful you’ll wish you were the one getting skin-to-skin contact time with The Rock. 

 

Skin to skin. Our mana. Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world. Tiana Gia Johnson came into this world like a force of nature and Mama @laurenhashianofficial labored and delivered like a true rockstar. I was raised and surrounded by strong, loving women all my life, but after participating in baby Tia’s delivery, it’s hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for @laurenhashianofficial and all mamas and women out there. Word to the wise gentlemen, it’s critical to be by your lady’s head when she’s delivering, being as supportive as you can.. holding hands, holding legs, whatever you can do. But, if you really want to understand the single most powerful and primal moment life will ever offer – watch your child being born. Its a life changer and the respect and admiration you have for a woman, will forever be boundless. And to my third and youngest daughter, Tiana Gia – like I did when your two older sisters Simone Alexandra and Jasmine Lia were born, you have my word, I’ll love, protect, guide and make ya laugh for the rest of my life. Your crazy dad has many responsibilities and wears many hats in this big ol’ world, but being your dad will always be the one I’m most proud to wear. Oh and one more thing.. you’re gonna love rollin’ in daddy’s pick up truck. #TianaGiaJohnson🌺 #3rdDaughter #BlessesAndGratefulMan #ImInTROUBLE

A post shared by therock (@therock) on Apr 23, 2018 at 10:52am PDT

Check out Lenny Kravitz wearing a denim poncho and marvel at how he can get away with wearing ish that you would feel ridonkulous in. 

‘Lenny Kravitz Wearing a Giant Denim Poncho’ Is the ‘New Lenny Kravitz Wearing a Giant Scarf’

Meme this.

www.esquire.com

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That moment this week when Trump tried to hold his wife’s hand and things got cringe-worth really fast. 

“I know I’ve been an absentee dad and a horrible husband – including flagrant affairs while you were pregnant – but let’s just hold hands at this event…” pic.twitter.com/gLDCs40iCk

— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) April 24, 2018

Well, that’s it for now.I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!