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By Claudya

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February 5, 2016 Claudya Martinez

The Flying Chancla Report: Selena, Barbie, Salma and Danny Trejo

The Flying Chancla Report by Unknown Mami

Hola Chulas y Chulos! My chancla and I hope you have had a great week. We’ve rounded up a few items featuring Selena, Barbie, Salma and Danny Trejo for you in this week’s The Flying Chancla Report that you will give a flying chancla about.

  • There is a petition on Change.org urging Mattel to release and official Selena Quintanilla Barbie doll. My chancla and I have no comment on this we just wanted to let you know about it.

    Selena-Barbie

  • A video of Salma Hayek’s first ever on-camera audition has surfaced and it’s proof that the woman DOES NOT AGE! For reals. She is gorgeous in it with her big ol’ curly hair and she seems so relaxed and comfortable in front of the camera. I find it touching to see this young woman, who states that she has no experience, auditioning in the hopes of launching an acting career when I know that her dreams did in fact come true and that she has been quite successful. Follow your dreams, people, because they can come true!

    ALSO READ: 17 #BeforeFacebookI Tweets That Perfectly Describe Life Before Facebook– READ THIS IT’S FREAKIN’ HILARIOUS! 

  • Wait, I just had an idea! Perhaps Mattel should consider making a Salma Hayek Barbie as well as a Selena Barbie. Just sayin’. And maybe one day they can make a Frida Barbie. I’m kind of kidding. Honestly, I’m one of those NOT Barbie fans, but I gave birth to a Barbie lover so I wouldn’t mind her having access to a Selena, Salma or Frida Barbie.

  • Need some ideas for snacks for the BIG GAME or any other day? Check out Danny Trejo talkin’ tacos. My chancla and I love Danny Trejo and wish him much success in all his business ventures.

    ALSO READ: 11 Memes About the Sean Penn Interview With El Chapo

That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!

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