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By Claudya

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November 25, 2014 Claudya Martinez

The Time I Gave My Friend’s 2-Year-Old a Penis-Shaped Toy

Play-Doh Cake Mountain
You may not know this about me, but I love giving people gifts. Especially, when I find a gift I think is perfect. Like this Play-Doh Cake Mountain that I was so excited to give to my friend’s 2-year-old daughter. I thought it was perfect because my friend makes some of the most beautiful and delicious cakes EVAH. As a matter of fact she made the cakes for my wedding. So you can understand why I thought this Play-Doh set would be perfect for some mother and daughter play.

Imagine my surprise when I got the following “thank you” text:

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Do you see what I see? Yes indeedy it looks like one of the accessories to Cake Mountain is shaped a whole lot like a penis. As in, it couldn’t possibly be shaped any more like a penis without having to be sold in an adult toy store kind of place. What cracks me up even more is that is appears that you are supposed to fill it with Play-Doh which will then squirt come out of the tip, for decorating purposes I’m sure, but COME ON (pun totally intended)!

Penis-shaped Play-Doh Cake Mountain toy

I’m sure the 2-year-old will fail to see the similarity in shape to a penis that this toy accessory has, I just hope it doesn’t somehow have some lasting consequences in the future, like some kind of subconscious association with cake, penises and Play-Doh.

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Filed Under: Humor, Parenting

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  1. blankPanamamama says

    November 25, 2014 at 8:48 am

    OMG that is hilarious!!! If it was a boy, they would get it!

    Reply
  2. blankNita says

    November 25, 2014 at 12:35 pm

    LOL
    That is just too funny.

    Reply
  3. blankdeborahpucci says

    November 26, 2014 at 9:13 am

    Oh my! You know there was a book out about subliminal messages in all kinds of ads. I wonder who okayed that toy???

    Reply
    • blankClaudya Martinez says

      November 26, 2014 at 9:56 am

      Maybe it was approved by a guy named Richard Dickinson.

      Reply
  4. blankDorothy in Oz says

    November 26, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    Glad your friend has a not-so-easily-offended sense of humor!!

    Reply
  5. blankLinda Walcroft says

    November 27, 2014 at 8:55 pm

    Oh dear! That’s just… well, strange!

    Reply
    • blankClaudya Martinez says

      November 28, 2014 at 9:28 am

      Right?!

      Reply
  6. blankDee says

    December 30, 2014 at 1:54 pm

    I wonder who has a penis that looks like that. It looks nothing like any penis I’ve ever seen.

    Reply
    • blankClaudya Martinez says

      December 30, 2014 at 3:49 pm

      You’re right I’ve never come across a see through penis either.

      Reply

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