10. I woke up one day and suddenly I liked Neopolitan ice cream.
9. I wear Dansko shoes not just for comfort, but because I think they are cute.
8. My hair is thinning, but my mustache is developing handlebars.
7. All “new” music sounds the same to me.
6. I remember when pay phones cost ¢.10.
5. I remember pay phones.
4. I found a gray hair in my eyebrow.
3. I still have pillow marks on my face at noon even though I get up at 6am.
2. When I see people my age I think, I don’t look that old do I?
And the #1 sign that I am getting old…
I get called ma’am on a regular basis and I don’t live in the South.