I don’t care how smart you are there will be times when you are downright dumb. I don’t consider myself an idiot, but I have done some very idiotic things in my time like freaking out about losing my glasses when I’m actually wearing them. I’d feel dumb about my dumbness, but I remind myself that I’m not alone. I even have tweets that prove I’m not the only dummy.
13 #IMDumbTweets That Will Make You Feel Like a Genius
1. This one’s kind of like when I couldn’t find the glasses I was wearing.
Was looking for my phone using same phone as a flashlight #ImDumb
— Hikmat Sorosh (@soroshkhan) August 21, 2016
2. Like Alka Seltzer?
https://twitter.com/beulah_pereira/status/767224024933949440
3. I guess he doesn’t wear a helmet.
Went to grocery store on my bicycle returned home on foot, realised 2 days later that i forgot it there.#imdumb
— Aniket gupta (@ani6998) August 21, 2016
4. #TruthBomb coming right up!
I surround myself with so much negativity and then always wonder why I'm always so sad #imdumb
— 𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖏𝖆🥀 (@_sonjaxx) August 20, 2016
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5. See? I knew I wasn’t the only dummy to ever do this!
Once spent 10 min lookin for my glasses, got pissed, had to piss, went in da bathroom, glanced in da mirror and saw I was wearin em #ImDumb
— Muthafucka Jones (@LLDeeJ) August 20, 2016
6. It may have taken me longer than most to figure this out as well. Sigh.
Ugh. I just realized POTUS stands for President of the United States. Why didn't my mom raise me better…? #ImDumb
— McScuse Me Bitch? (@TonyAlkaSeltzer) August 11, 2016
7. I’m pretty sure that’s why there’s a “U” in the name.
https://twitter.com/GabbiSeas/status/761985565252325376
8. Oops.
https://twitter.com/CcNorth/status/760328945820536833
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9. Well they do kind of sound alike.
https://twitter.com/nicolenoeld/status/756642142508818432
10. Gross and wasteful.
Just poured milk into my bowl of dry ramen noodles. #imdumb
— Mitchell Reese (@Reese_Mitchell) July 8, 2016
11. This just sucks.
https://twitter.com/suzedw/status/750487826811191297
12. Sometimes things just don’t add up.
I realized that the call I was making at work wasn't going through because I was dialing the adding machine #ImDumb
— Lisa (@LB_Hexican) June 29, 2016
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13. At least this person is polite.
On more than one occasion I have said excuse me to a mannequin #ImDumb
— Sarah (@Mama_Bear_Sarah) June 29, 2016
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Now, it’s time to fess up. What’s a dumb thing you’ve done?
I feel so much better now… lol
I think the people next door could hear me laughing at #12. I have done the glasses bit more than I care to admit, and once when my son called to ask if I had left the house yet I told him I was headed out the door but had to find my phone first. His response was ‘Mom, look in your hand’.