Husbands of the world, do you want to make your wife feel special? Sometimes all it takes is a simple text. Check out this text exchange I had with my husband that left me all swoon-y and happy. Unknown Papi: Ur such an amazing person. Unknown Mami: You just made my day! Unknown Papi: I […]
Moment of Silence
Help Wanted
Position open immediately for voice-over artist to narrate my life. Prefer natural sounding female voice, but will consider male voice as long as you don’t sound like the guy who does all the voice-overs for Hollywood movie trailers. Requirements: Strong verbal skills Ability to ad lib and speak throughout the day Candidate should be fluent […]
What’s Up With the Jelly Bean?
Have you ever pondered the history of the jelly bean? Neither had I until I received a package of them from Erin at Blogging is for dorks. You see Erin is cleaning out her home and selling a bunch of stuff, but she had a big bag of random crap that she was willing to […]
I Really Need to Vent
Let me start by saying that my husband is wonderful. He really is the love of my life and if he didn’t exist in this world I would have been perfectly happy never getting married. Even so, everyone has their flaws and when you share your life with someone conflicts are inevitable. I say all […]
How This Control Freak is Learning to be out of Control
My name is Unknown Mami and I am a control freak. This can be seen as a strength or a weakness depending on the circumstances. For example as an employee it has been advantageous because I am meticulous, organized and dependable, but in my personal life it can drive my loved ones crazy and meticulous […]
Alamo Square (Sundays In My City)
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Baby Toupee for Male Infantile Baldness
The first time I saw this faux-commercial for baby toupees on Saturday Night Live, I almost pooped my pants I laughed so much. I still laugh my pompis off every time I revisit it because babies wearing toupees has to be one of the funniest things ever. I dare you not to laugh! I give […]
Why is Blogging Important?
Why has blogging become important to me? Why is it important to so many people? Oral tradition was once a very important method of transmitting history and culture without the written word. The times we live in are different. There is a lack of oral tradition stories and we are inundated with written history, but […]
I Make People’s Dreams Come True
Although, I am a person of limited financial means I still feel the need to give a little to those that have less. I may be un-wealthy, but being poor in a first world country can seem like being rich to someone in a third world country. One year around Christmas, I was complaining to […]