Hola Chulas y Chulos! What are you up to? My flying chancla and I have been avoiding doing our taxes by looking up tax tweets and memes instead. What?! Don’t judge us, we’re totally going to get to the taxes, we just wanted to leave you with something funny before we go because taxes are no joke.
So here you go…
Taxes are good because they keep you humble.
The one thing I'm learning about paying taxes, or just growing up in general, is that when you think you have it all figured out, you don't
— Joel (@NobodyEpic) April 13, 2017
Too bad fur babies aren’t deductible.
"Do you have any dependents?"
Me: "I have a cat…"
— Momokun @ Home 2017✨ (@mariahmallad) April 13, 2017
No, for reals, they aren’t. Don’t even try.
— America's Best Tax (@americasbestax) February 18, 2015
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Yeah, nope, not even if you dress your pet like a toddler and sit them on your lap.
— K's Kouture© 😍🛍 (@Ks_Kouture) February 8, 2017
On the bright side paying taxes gives you a great life goal.
LIFE HACK: Be so rich that you never have to pay taxes again.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 13, 2017
This could be us, but we’re not rich enough.
Oh, and why exactly aren’t high schoolers taught anything about taxes?
Don't know how to do taxes but if I happen to ever stumble across a right triangle I will definitely be able to solve for the hypotenuse
— Rory Taney (@RoryTaney) April 12, 2017
It’s really a disservice.
i just wanna know why i wasn't taught about taxes, credit, buying a car, buying a house, & money management in school.
— pgoff (@PresleeGoff) April 10, 2017
I mean learning about parallelograms is cool, but so is learning how not to get arrested for tax evasion.
— Celena25 (@celenap25) February 17, 2017
This right here is what happens when you don’t teach kids about taxes!
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I don’t mind paying my fair share, but wouldn’t it be nice if money wasn’t the only way you could pay your taxes?
Finally finished my taxes, and no refund for me. Hoping they accept a different form of green payment: Wonderful Pistachios. #TaxDay
— ErnieTheElephant (@ElephantErnie) April 13, 2017
Hey, do you think my chancla and I could get an extension on account of how we were busy putting this post together?
That’s it for this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. I love you mucho and remember, spread love, not chanclazos!