My family and I had the pleasure of seeing Panda Dulce at the Eureka Valley library in San Francisco as part of Drag Queen Story Hour. She sang, played the ukulele and read us two stories. Drag Queen Story Hour is put on by Radar Productions and is basically a program where local drag queens […]
Meet the Unicorn Quesadilla (The Flying Chancla Report)
Hola Chulas y Chulos! How you doin’? My chancla and I are over here amazed at this whole “unicorn” obsession people have. You know the whole eating or drinking stuff that is a rainbow of colors like the Unicorn Frappuccino that Starbucks offered for a limited time? People went crazy over it and that craziness […]
15 Funniest Reactions to Covfefe Tweet
Early Wednesday morning, Trump tweeted: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe” and everyone was like… I mean to begin with “covfefe” isn’t a word, I know because I speak English (bwahahaha). Oh, and even if “covfefe” was a word, the tweet was still a total non sequitur. Let’s imagine that what he was trying to […]
Ask the Universe to Provide (Wednesday Wishes)
It is no secret that the Universe is abundant. What does seem to be a secret to some is that we are all entitled to that abundance and that there is enough to go around, which is why I am not shy about requesting what I desire. Not only am I not shy about requesting […]
Not Everyone Deserves a Treasure (Sundays In My City)
My friend, who I have known since junior high school, got married this weekend. She is truly a treasure and a GOOD person. She’s not the kind of person that everyone deserves. Nope. Like I said, she is a treasure and I’m sorry, but not everyone gets to have a treasure because idiots squander treasures. […]
Jennifer Lopez Gets Down Like a Toddler (The Flying Chancla Report)
Hola Chulas y Chulos! How ya doin’? My chancla and I are over here laughing our pompis off at this video of Jennifer Lopez and James Corden taking dance lessons from toddlers. It’s like “ay qué cute” and “ay qué funny” at the same time. The Toddlerography piece with JLo aired as part of “The […]
Focus on What You Want (Wednesday Wishes)
The Universe and I have a standing date each week wherein I write down what I would like the Universe to send my way and the way of others who have been courageous enough to share their wishes with me. I know there are people who are like, “OMG, wishing doesn’t do a damn thing. […]
Getting Older Does NOT Suck (Sundays In My City)
Hey guess what? I’m getting older just like humans do. This weekend I celebrated my 46th birthday. I spent the day with the ones who love me the most: my daughters and my husband. I wore a beautiful dress that was sent to me by someone else who loves me very much: my mother. The […]
Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera on Netflix (The Flying Chancla Report)
My name is Claudya Martinez, I have a chancla that I am not afraid to use and I am a Netflix binge-a-holic who is about to pee her chonies in excitement over the possibility of being able to binge-watch a series about Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera. Say QUÉ? Well, chisme on the internet has […]
Abundance Begets Abundance (Wednesday Wishes)
via GIPHYI’m in a wishing kind of mood. How ’bout you, Boo! Come on, wish with me. The Universe is totally taking requests, put yours in. Also, you can wish for anything and everything you want as often as you like. It beats worrying, which is really just praying for what you don’t want, don’t […]