We finally got a backyard pool! It’s a plastic kiddie pool and we love it. My girls are getting so big that this pool doesn’t give them much room to play and they certainly can’t swim in it. Pretty soon they’ll be too big to even fit in it, but while they are still small […]
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The Flying Chancla Report: Depression Makeup, Sex toys, Tortilla Pods y Más
Hola Chulas y Chulos! It’s time for another weekly smackin’ from The Flying Chancla Report. My intrepid chancla has been flip-floppin’ all over the place to find things you will give a flying chancla about. Whether you’ve ever had depression or not, whether you wear makeup or not, my chancla and I really think that […]
Wednesday Wishes
Let’s take a moment out our busy lives to manifest abundance by making some Wednesday Wishes. Abundance is for all of us, not just some of us. The Universe is open to granting your wish as much as the next person’s. Don’t be stingy with yourself. Here’s what I’m wishing for this week… For myself: […]
3 Easy Chicken Marinades That Your Family Will Love
Thank you Safeway for sponsoring this post. Check out the new Signature family of brands from Safeway, with more than 4,000 Signature products available and a 100% money-back guarantee. Coming up with family dinner ideas on the regular is NOT my forte. Many evenings I default to chicken because we all like it, but if […]
Migra (Sundays In My City)
On a trip to Petaluma we were walking around and this mural stopped me dead in my tracks. I LOVE IT! I love the way it looks, that it’s there for everyone to see and that it says that is has that oh so powerful word prominently emblazoned on it, “MIGRA.” La migra refers to […]
57 Celebrity Twitter Reactions to the Death of Prince (The Flying Chancla Report)
This week’s edition of The Flying Chancla Report has been preempted due to the death of Prince. My chancla and I are devastated by the news that one of our favorite musical geniuses has gone on to we don’t know what. We’ve been crying and dancing as we play his music. He is truly a […]
Wednesday Wishes
Hugs to you and thank you for joining me to manifest some abundance by making Wednesday Wishes. I do this weekly because the Universe has shown me time and time again that if I expect miracles, they will happen. Let’s get to wishin’, shall we? What I’m wishing for this week: I’m doing a Periscope […]
Soccer Mom (Sundays In My City)
I’ve never really been into sports and that goes for both playing or watching them, but parenthood makes you do crazy things you swore you would never do because that is just so NOT like you. Bwahahahaha. Now, I willingly spend part of pretty much every weekend watching my kid run around a field after […]
The Flying Chancla Report: Chongas, Maybe Baby y Más Chancladas
Hola Chulas y Chulos! My chancla and I hope you have had a slap-happy week. We’re so happy to have you and your pompis here to read this week’s The Flying Chancla Report. Let’s get the chanclazos going! ¡Qué vergüenza¡ My chancla and I are INCREDIBLY ashamed of ourselves. Clearly we are from the West […]
Jennifer Lopez Dramatically Reading ‘Baby Got Back’ Is Officially EVERYTHING
Stop every DAYUM thing for a minute because you must witness the perfection that is this dramatic reading of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” by none other than Ms. Jennifer Lopez. It’s pretty freakin’ awesome. At moments there is drama and insight with an omnipresent sense of humor. I love that she is committed to bringing out […]


