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By Claudya

Funny San Francisco Latina Blogger

February 18, 2010 Claudya Martinez

Fragmented Fridays

It is no secret that I love my iPhone, so much so that I’ve even been caught in bed with it (and no I am not being sponsored to love it, I love it for free). When I bought it, I got it relatively cheap because they had just come out with the new model that included video. Sure I would have liked to have video, but I’d rather pay double digits than triple digits. Well, guess what? My phone now takes video because there’s an app for that and it only cost me 99 cents. Woo hoo!

This all got me to thinking about all the apps that are out there and some that should be out there. Here are the apps that I would like to see developed (I haven’t done any research so if there apps already exist -my bad):

  • Does my Butt Look Big in these Pants? App. Instead of asking your significant other if your butt looks big you can take a pic of your butt  in the pants in question and the app will honestly tell you if your butt looks big. Think of all the arguments and hurt feelings that could be averted.
  • Parking Space App. I live in San Francisco where finding street parking is nearly impossible. This app would be voice activated so that you can use it hands free while you drive. It will tell you were the nearest parking space is and if your car will fit in the spot.
  • Drunk Dialing Eliminator App. You know when you’re drunk and shouldn’t call a certain someone, but you do because you’re drunk? This app comes with a breathalizer and if you are drunk it will not dial any of your exes. Catastrophe averted.
  • Do I Stink? App. I am paranoid about B.O. Sometimes when I’m in a public space and someone stinks, I become convinced that it’s me. This app would be able to tell you if you stink or not.
  • Can I Get Away with It? App. Speaking of stinking…let’s say you need to fart, but you are amongst others. This app will let you know if you can get away with it. It will categorize your future fart as “silent and odorless”, “silent and deadly”, or “loud, proud, and stink abound”. You can then decide whether to let it rip, hold it in, or make your way to a more private location.
This Wednesday was my SITs Day and I was inundated with comment love. I want to say thank you to everyone that took the time to make me feel special. Your kind words, encouragement, and presence really touched me. I am visiting everyone that showed me love. It may take me a while (I got over 400 comments), but I will get to everyone.

I’ve always spent a lot of time commenting and even more now that I want to visit everyone that left a comment on Wednesday and can I just say that I HATE WORD VERIFICATION!!! It slows the whole process down and sometimes I don’t type the word in right, other times word verification mocks me by giving me words like “LOSER” or “FARTFACE” or “SPERMECULON”. I understand that spam is an issue, but I just needed to take a moment and vent my frustration. 

Alright, I best get back to making my bloggy rounds. That’s all she wrote folks!!!

Have a great weekend!
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