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November 22, 2012 Claudya Martinez

Top 10 Black Friday Tips (Fragmented Fridays)

I couldn’t decide whether to make this post half-off or two-for-one in honor of Black Friday. Faced with such a dilemma I thought, Screw it, I’ll just give it away for free! That’s right folks this post is 100% off. What’s that you say, I always give away my posts for free? Yes, I know, but doesn’t it feel so much more special and exciting that you are getting it for free on Black Friday? You may read it, re-gift it, and be sure that one size fits all.

I have never, not once, in my 41 years, ever gone shopping on Black Friday. Oh, I’m not judging anyone who does. If I had any actual money to save, I might be out there getting my deals on too.

Just because I’ve never experienced Black Friday mayhem does not mean that I can not have tips to help it be more enjoyable.

Top-10-Black-Friday-Tips

  1. Take the first parking spot you find, even if it’s far. Come on, you’ve got all those Thanksgiving Day calories to work off anyway!
  2. Wear comfortable shoes.
  3. If you are planning on buying any clothing for yourself, wear clothes that will allow you to try on other clothes over them easily because you do not want to wait in line for a dressing room.
  4. Only buy things you would want even if they weren’t on sale. Do you really need a Christmas-tree-shaped waffle maker?
  5. Stay hydrated and bring some snacks.
  6. Have a game plan, you are not there to browse.
  7. Let it go. Do not fight over the last Tickle-Me-Romney doll; it’s not worth it.
  8. Stick to your budget. Keep track of how much you are spending or your deals will not end up being deals.
  9. Be patient. You will wait in line. Your time is no more valuable than the next person’s.
  10. Stay home and shop online.

Anything to add?

 

And now your Friday Fortune Cookie
(don’t forget to add “in bed” at the end, if you are so inclined):


Beware of deals that seem too good to be true.


Mommy's Idea
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  1. blankTracy says

    November 22, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    I avoid Black Friday too! I’m more of a Cyber Monday girl myself! 😉

    Reply
  2. blankMrs4444 says

    November 22, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    I think you’ve covered it, but I’m staying home. That said, with Smartphones these days, waiting in line is much easier than it used to be! In my day…

    Reply
  3. blankChris H says

    November 22, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    I am feeling rather glad we don’t have Black Friday sales here!  It sounds dangerous!  And expensive.  I don’t do expensive.  I hope you partook and had fun buying bargins without getting crushed in the meelee.

    Reply
  4. blank::xishell:: says

    November 22, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    Number 10 sounds like a winner to me!

    Reply
  5. blankJudy Retirednottired says

    November 23, 2012 at 12:38 am

    Love your list and it is useful even when it is not Black Friday.

    Reply
  6. blankKimberly says

    November 23, 2012 at 1:32 am

    #4 and #9 are words to live by!  I, inadvertently, went to Michael’s last year on Black Friday.  It was later in the day though, so wasn’t too bad.  I’d truly rather pay full price than deal with crazy!

    Reply
  7. blankKeepiedaniece says

    November 23, 2012 at 4:03 am

    Chalk me down as another entry for the “never shopped on Black Friday List and has no intention to ever do so” list.

    Reply
  8. blankKathy says

    November 23, 2012 at 5:17 am

    I’m usually out there with my sisters its more of an outing for us. But this year we stayed here for Thanksgiving and we don’t really need anything. I’d rather shop online! I hate crowds I may even hate people….lol Jk just on Black Friday! 

    Reply
  9. blankLaurie Matherne says

    November 23, 2012 at 6:00 am

    Number 10 has always been my only option. And thank you very much for the free post. 

    Reply
    • blankunknownmami says

      November 23, 2012 at 8:05 am

      Just don’t try to return the post because ALL SALES ARE FINAL.

      Reply
  10. blankProfwaynewsmith says

    November 23, 2012 at 6:37 am

    I so want a tickle me Romney doll…

    Reply
  11. blankJeanie says

    November 23, 2012 at 7:22 am

    I’ve never been shopping on Black Friday, but now I really, really want a Christmas tree shaped waffle iron.

    Reply
  12. blankactingbalanced says

    November 23, 2012 at 8:25 am

    I take Robyn out every year but we are very clear about what we need and where we shop… it makes it easier

    Reply
  13. blankBee says

    November 23, 2012 at 10:09 am

    I’ve never done any Black Friday shopping. It’s just so unappealing and doesn’t seem like much fun. But those are great tips for any shopping, period!

    Found you via FF 🙂

    Reply
  14. blanklisleman says

    November 23, 2012 at 11:21 am

    I would modify #10 – stay home and play a game with your family, go for a walk, or read a book.  Your years of experience on this really says it all.
    Thanks for the post you can leave the receipt over on my blog.

    Reply
  15. blankLL Cool Joe says

    November 23, 2012 at 11:44 am

    We don’t have Black Friday here in the UK, and by the looks of your list, I’m glad. I shop on-line. 🙂

    Reply
  16. blankEva Gallant says

    November 23, 2012 at 11:46 am

    I’m with you….I never shop Black Friday!  It’s insanity!

    Reply
  17. blankTracy says

    November 23, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    I want a Christmas tree waffle maker! I need a Christmas tree waffle maker!

    Lol

    Reply
  18. blankVidya Sury says

    November 24, 2012 at 1:09 am

    I am loving no.10. I would never shop on a black Friday though. Hate being jostled by crowds. Hugs!

    Reply
  19. blankQandleQueen says

    November 24, 2012 at 6:41 am

    Twice I’ve done the get-up-at-3am-to-shop Black Friday routine (not this year though).  Game plan is the most important.  I was in awe of the professional shoppers in line with us.  They had NOTEBOOKS!  We had our flyers in hand and knew exactly what each of us was to grab.  We spent far more time in line than actual shopping.  By seven AM we were exhausted and collapsed at Denny’s which seems to be everyone else’s choice of nourishment.  Comfy shoes are a must, and really, running is not necessary.  Those people are ridiculous and I’m sure the ones fighting and making a scene.

    Reply
  20. blankNani says

    November 24, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Great shopping tips, but…WHERE do I find the Christmas Tree shaped waffle maker??  I really DO NEED that!!  🙂

    Okay, I do still like this:  http://www.rutherfordfamilyhappenings.blogspot.com/2011/12/decorating-christmas-tree.html (from my Pinterest Christmas board)

    Reply
  21. blankAnn Javoroski says

    November 25, 2012 at 8:04 am

    In the previous comment—-“we have now here”, should read we have SNOW here.

    Reply
  22. blankfarouk says

    November 26, 2012 at 12:31 am

    i have never been to the states during black friday but id love to go through this experience 

    Reply

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