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By Claudya

Funny San Francisco Latina Blogger

May 5, 2010 Claudya Martinez

Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!

Feliz Cinco de Mayo, my friends. For those of you that do not know, I want to make it clear that Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence Day, that would be the 16th of September. Cinco the Mayo is primarily celebrated in the US and Puebla, Mexico as the birthday of Mayonnaise. Mayo, glorious Mayo!

Mayonnaise was introduced to the United States on May 5th,  1862 when a native of Puebla visiting relatives in the US whipped up a batch and was walking down the street with a bowl of mayo and bumped into an American eating a dry tuna sandwich. The subsequent exchange went something like this:

Man from Mexico: Señor you got your tuna fish sandwich in my mayonnaise.
Man from U.S.: Well, you got your mayo-huh? in my tuna fish sandwich.

At this point they both decided to sample the mixture after which they both excitedly exclaim:

“Two great tastes that go great together!”

Okay, so maybe that’s not really what Cinco de Mayo is about. If you’d like to know the real background click HERE. Regardless, Happy Cinco de Mayo to you and yours.

I hope you know I’m kidding.

 

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  1. blankMaki says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    AW Happy Cinco de Mayo!!! That looks yumza!

    Reply
  2. blankCharlie Callahan says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Happy Cinco de Mayo to you too. I think this calls for a cerveza, preferably a Corona with a lime in it. It may not cure our ills, but it's a start.

    Reply
  3. blankblueviolet says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Why can't we just go with your meaning? I like it. A lot.

    Reply
  4. blankRaymonde says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Oh dear, I think I should run with my tail between my legs after my French defeat! hahahaha

    Happy Cinquo de Mayo!

    Reply
  5. blankscrappy girl says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Happy Cinco de Mayo! We are having chicken fajitas and sweet corn cakes tonite to celebrate!

    Reply
  6. blanksamijoe says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Funny lady…you had me rechecking my facts!
    Happy Cinco de Mayo too!

    Reply
  7. blankMeeko Fabulous says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    ¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! 🙂

    Reply
  8. blankAdoption of Jane says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    I never knew it wasn't Mexican Independence Day!! Thanks Mami, you learn something new everyday! I just sent you a Happy Cinco De Mayo awhile ago on yesterdays post… and sending it again… HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO MAMI!

    Reply
  9. blankCoby says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    Ha! I almost believed you. You're good (well, I suppose you ARE an actor!)

    Reply
  10. blankPolly (aka 5thsister) says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    I like your version! I celebrate my mayo with every sandwich I make!

    Reply
  11. blankTina says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    Ohmyword…that is the funniest lil ol tale of Cinco de Mayo I have ever heard.

    Reply
  12. blanksuzicate says

    May 5, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    My oldest son's bday is Cinco de mayo and you better believe it gives him an extra reason to party! Good one about the mayo though…think I'll try to burst his bubble with that!

    Reply
  13. blankBetty Manousos says

    May 5, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!
    xx

    Reply
  14. blankCamp1974 says

    May 5, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    You're brilliant. Okay, I almost shared with people that I am picking strawberries with the boys today instead of drinking margaritas as my Cinco de Mayo celebration. Then, I realized that somebody would think I was being racist, which is totally not it at all. I would rather be drinking margaritas, but since taking the boys to the bar is frowned upon, we're going to the berry patch instead.

    Because berries are also delicious.

    Sigh. I'm afraid there is no winning this. This comment never happened.

    Reply
  15. blankbird says

    May 5, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    Funny as always!
    Happy Mayo Day to you too! 🙂

    Reply
  16. blankauntof14 says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    MAYONNAISE?! Well, I guess that explains the Mayo!!!! Ha ha ha ha I don't know why this makes me giggle.

    I made Diablo dip for my office. We're having a grand big old Cinco De Mayo potluck. Somebody made chicken arroyo which smells very good and I am especially looking forward to it, because that somebody was special enough to make a separate batch for me… and only me… without the onions!!! (allegic) Her kindness touches me.

    I always thought Cinco De Mayo was just the fifth of May. Which I suppse it is, but that mayonnaise history was fun!

    Reply
  17. blankauntof14 says

    May 5, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    HEY. I just read the other comments. YOU WERE JOKING!!!? You got me good!

    Reply
  18. blankRebecca says

    May 5, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    I like your version so I'm not even going to click the link……….Your story is the one I'll tell for life.

    Reply
  19. blankalexandra says

    May 5, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    OK. That was just too dang funny and smart alecky.

    I'm using it all day today.

    Thank you!!

    Reply
  20. blankMeeko Fabulous says

    May 5, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    I mentioned you in my post today!

    Reply
  21. blankTechnoBabe says

    May 5, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    You and I were on the same wave length with funny posts on Cinco de Mayo.
    Enjoy your day. In San Diego this day was celebrated everywhere. Lots of places to go and enjoy the music and colorful costumes and dancing. And of course amazing Mexican food. Hubby and I are just making our own today!

    Reply
  22. blankstevenanthony says

    May 5, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    I had no clue..wow! Now when I eat mayo it will be even more special(if thats even possible)

    Reply
  23. blankamberpagewrites says

    May 5, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    Too bad it's not about mayo…that's my favorite condiment.

    Reply
  24. blankCrystal says

    May 5, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    hehe – Happy Birthday Mayonnaise! 😉 tee hee

    Reply
  25. blankmacey says

    May 5, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    Holy crap. You made that sound so real I almost, ALMOST, had to think twice about it. LOL

    Reply
  26. blankShell says

    May 5, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    You're cracking me up again! 🙂

    Reply
  27. blankunknownmami says

    May 5, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    Always happy to put a smile on your face.

    Visit me at: http://www.unknownmami.com.

    Reply
  28. blankjules says

    May 5, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    Oh my goodness! I have no idea what Cinco De Mayo is so I was falling for your story. Everyone is blogging about this but obviously this is not celebrated here in Wisconsin. I am off to read your link so I can see what this really is all about. Thanks for the laugh.

    Reply
  29. blankNezzy says

    May 6, 2010 at 12:46 am

    Where the heck would we all be today without the Mayo??? Heeehehehe, you are a hoot sister. Happy Cinco do Mayo!!!

    Ya'll have a wonderfully blessed day!!!

    Reply
  30. blankLeslieLimon says

    May 6, 2010 at 1:43 am

    Ha ha ha ha ha! I love it! I can't wait til my Hubby gets home so I can tell him the “real” story of Cinco de Mayo! 🙂

    Reply
  31. blanklisleman says

    May 5, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    I put a comment up on your last post about today. But since now you have a post dedicated to the day, I'll just repeat it here.

    I was thinking about Cinco de Mayo and Arizona and I found this.
    The Phoenix Suns will wear “Los Suns” on their jerseys in Game 2 of the Western Conference semifinals on Wednesday night, owner Robert Sarver said, “to honor our Latino community and the diversity of our league, the state of Arizona, and our nation.”

    the clip is mostly about the games but towards the end the player talks about his view of the AZ law.
    http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5163191

    Reply
  32. blankKristen says

    May 6, 2010 at 1:48 am

    You are too funny. ;-P

    Reply
  33. blanksarah @ life {sweet} life says

    May 6, 2010 at 3:59 am

    Okay, you are too much!! You had me all sorts of confused. Very nice.

    Reply
  34. blankalexisakamom says

    May 6, 2010 at 4:03 am

    Well I so love me some mayo … lol 😉

    Reply
  35. blanksassychica says

    May 6, 2010 at 4:56 am

    FELIZ Cinco de Mayo Mami!!

    Reply
  36. blankCheeseboy says

    May 6, 2010 at 5:04 am

    I had no idea that Mayo came from Mexico! It seems like such an Americanized item.

    And Mami – I have no idea how you do it, but your comments are always the most entertaining and spot on of all comments. And that is true for every blog I see you comment on.

    Reply
  37. blankAngelCel says

    May 6, 2010 at 8:41 am

    ::snort:: 😀

    Reply
  38. blankClaire says

    May 6, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    It ALL makes sense now… My body is in shock.
    Thank goodness I found your blog, now life will make sense more on a daily basis!

    Reply
  39. blankThe Urban Cowboy says

    May 6, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    I always wondered about tuna and mayo…see, you learn something new every day!

    Reply
  40. blankunknownmami says

    May 6, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Always happy to share made up knowledge!

    Reply
  41. blankCat8040 says

    May 6, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    LOL!

    Reply
  42. blankMark says

    May 6, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Clever and funny.

    Reply
  43. blankOscar says

    May 6, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    Felicidad!
    Yo casi pensé que celebra sin razón!

    Reply
  44. blankDysfunctionalMom says

    May 7, 2010 at 7:05 am

    You are such a nut! I was momentarily confused!!

    Reply
  45. blankQoddess says

    May 8, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    You've been quoted… again! 🙂

    http://qoddessquotesblogs.blogspot.com/2010/05/…

    Reply
  46. blanknaomidelatorre says

    May 9, 2010 at 1:21 am

    Bwahahaahaha!! Good one. Cinco de Mayo–the birthplace of Mayo. Love it. Gotta go tell the hubs.

    Reply
  47. blankmarlaahansen says

    May 11, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    I love Cinco de Mayo…..with or without mayo. We had a party with margaritas and mariachi music. I thought of you and wished you were there. I really did!

    Reply
  48. blanktracismixedbag says

    May 6, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    Pha ha ha ha My husband loved it. I can imagine you telling it to a class full of kids completely dead pan. It can become an urban legend. Thanks for sharing. I loved it!

    Reply
  49. blankMonica says

    May 5, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Hilarious. I love it.

    Reply
  50. blankAhorros Con Cupones says

    May 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    hahhahahaha I can’t stop laughing. 

    Reply
  51. blankKristin_The_Goat says

    May 5, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    I love Hellman’s Mayo.  It’s the best stuff :o)  
    Happy day to you!!

    Reply

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