I realize that just about everyone is wired nowadays. I’m facebook friends with people in their 70’s and family members I thought I would never see online are now stalking me too, but I never ever in a million years thought that Death would be online. I mean, you just assume some things will never go cyber. Until, you get an email from…
Death! Death sent me an email. I didn’t even know Death had my email address. When I saw it in my Inbox, I didn’t know what to do. Should I ignore it and send it to the trash without reading it? But you can’t ignore Death, right? Sooner or later you will have to face Death.
It makes no sense. I feel great, nothing is wrong. Why, Death?! Why did you email me?
Turns out Death is moonlighting as a spammer trying to sell me Viagra and other drugs! Times are tough, lifespans are increasing, and Death has felt the recession as much as anyone else.
I marked the email as spam and now I can’t be blamed for not getting Death’s future emails.