So if I’m talking to someone and I tell them I have a blog and they actually care and want to know the url I tell them, UnknownMami.com, but they hear UnknownMommy.com. Then I have to be all like, “it’s Mami, not Mommy” and they’re all like, “What’s the difference, you are saying the same thing?” And I’m like, “No, I’m not! One is in Spanish and the other one is in English!” And they’re all like, “Sounds the same to me.” And I’m like, “You know what? You are an insensitive jerk! I hate you and your a$$ face. I’m going to go home and bite my pillow! (I might have stolen the last two lines from the movie Waiting for Guffman.)” I actually say the parenthetical statement, which just confuses them and I stomp off only to lose a potential reader. Don’t you just hate that?
Well, I will no longer have that problem. You know why? Because if you visit UnknownMommy.com, it will redirect you to UnknownMami.com. Don’t believe me? Click the link and you’ll see it takes you right back here. Yup, that’s how I roll. I spend tens of dollars investing in my blog. You never know, someday Unknown Mami might be huge and I don’t want some Unknown Mommy coming along to steal my thunder, to ride my coattails, to sample my beat, to be the chicle (gum) on the bottom of my shoe, to…okay I’ll stop. I don’t want to beat a dead horse.